Black Books Series 1, Episode 2: Manny's First Day

Bernard: Alrighty. What did you order? Manny: Lager. Bernard: I got you... crème de menthe. Ok, here it is - I like you a lot, Gerald... Samantha... Manny: Manny... Bernard: Manny. That's the one. I like you a lot. Manny: Oh thanks very much, you're not so bad yourself (pats Bernard on the arm) Bernard: Don't touch my arm. And uhh... where have you gone? Manny: I'm here. You're looking at me. Bernard: Oh right. Yeah. So... what do you want? Manny: You mentioned something about a job. Bernard: What would I have to do? Manny: No, uh, in the bookshop. Bernard: But I already work in a bookshop! Do you have anything... in an aquarium? Manny: Er, no... for me. Bernard: Oh yeah, right, of course. Sorry sorry sorry sorry. Of course. Right. (to an old woman walking past the table) You leaving, Manny? Manny: No that's the old woman. Bernard: Bernard Black. (Offers his hand) Manny: Manny. (They shake hands) Bernard: So. What do you want? Manny: You mentioned a job. Bernard: What would I have to do? Manny: For me. Bernard: Oh yes yes yes of course. Very simple, very simple. Here we go. Do you want a job? Manny: Great, yes. Bernard: What's great? What? What?